My ex wife uses a wood machime for her dildo
You cant fix stupid. # 2
3:40 the fool nearly trips on the piece of wood, hope his wife has his life insured for a large amount. I have a feeling she might be collecting sooner than she thinks.
the operator of the second machine needs to have his fn head examined.idiot # 3 a bit scary for sure.. # 4 still trying to figure out why he is doing that.. ??? #1 was pretty safe I feel. the best of all
2cond machine inventor must surely be invalid now. (don't hope so, but.....)
That first one was a winner. Would not be surprised if the others are missing things like fingers , hands, arms, life
#3 and #4 Why are people going to such extreme lengths to create machines that merely turn sticks into kibble? I really don't see the point. Are they supplying firewood for midgets living in mushroom houses?
I'd love just the engine form #3,neatr'n'shit!
Až ho to jednu vezme spalkem pres rypak,tak se bude divit
I did 47 years of professional woodworking, and ran millions of dollars worth of machinery of every description. Even had an uncle who had a saw mill that ran 5ft to 7 ft diameter open rip blades. I thought I'd seen everything by age seventy. Now that #2 Thunk Wacker is just the dumbest and most unpredictable thing I ever saw. What an idiot.
Is No 4 a machine for making pulp for the paper industry?
Is the operator of the 2nd machine still alive I wonder?
НА 2 42 Я ВСЕ ЖДАЛ КАГДА ЕМУ РУКИ ПААТРУБАЕТ К ЧЕРТЯМ !
First machine needs another blade
You all wrong. The second machine operator for sure has some arrangment with The God, if He let him do things like that :-)
WOW the 2nd one you just want to keep watching to se if a body part goes flying . Love the comment Idon;t think I've laught so hard in my life .
block of wood in the nards and he still doesn't get it.... FFS
No2 must have been invented by the Flintstones? Health & Safety 0.
Dosť nebezpečné stroje
second guy is suicidal
The 2nd. guy is working on the deathwheel. 😅
3rd one......Paige NO!!!!
Идиот придумал и робит
HEALTH ANS SAFETY AT ITS BEST
Second guy probably dead now
Bloody Hell !!! It would have his hand off in a second. 😱
FUCK THAT !!!
Is the guy in the steel toed crocs and camo shorts still alive? I would like to buy him a beer. You don’t meet many guys anymore with a pair of stones of that magnitude.
Stones in the head maybe!
I just thank all the commenters... so laughing ....
Looked like a lot of time trouble expense and ingenuity went into finding ways of splinting wood that was harder than whacking it with and axe ! The chap operating the second machine must be a feking nut job
Aside from #2, the only thing dangerous here is the posters counting ability. I counted only 4 machines total. Thumbs down for misleading title.
But seeing the moron on machine # 2 was worth the time, I laughed my ass off , cant believe he thought this was a viable means of splitting wood.
I wonder if guy #2 is still alive?
1st is OK, 2nd is insane, an accident waiting to happen, 3rd reminds me of a sex machine seen on a porn site. 4th more like a chipper than a firewood machine.
Самый путёвый номер один !
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LOL!!! guy in second machine should not have any teeth (or face)!
I would suggest the guy in the second video wear a cup, but do we really want him to reproduce.
Second bloke is a twat
О долбаеп это убьют тебя
3:42 what a psyco
The Split-A-Palooza patented wood processing companies. One Two better not Sue! We’ve gone 1 day with out a lost time accident.
I love the steel-toe crocks
You have to safet first.
#2 has a lot of lead in his drinking water.. and mercury
I don't see anything wrong with that first one.....the second one? Yeah, that could go bad fast! The third one...I like that "Poppin' Johnny"! It doesn't seem dangerous. The forth one, homemade wood chipper.....a guard would help!.....Hey, where's the other six?
The third could get ya for sure. The best one I think is the first one.
OH, I didn't notice that! That's a little better then.
The third is the worst for me because it moves fast while having both your hands right in around the pinch point.
The second clip is running at 2x speed, still hella dangerous, but looks more manageable slowed to normal speed.
Well works for them who cares what you think 😱🤗
This dangerous machine it's not safe
Machines 1 and 3 seems fairly ok Machine 2 designer needs to join Trumps staff..😂😂
The Obama head lopper?
The 3rd machine could also be an odd sex toy.
That second machine is the stuff I have freaking nightmares about! WTF???
Second machine should be named The Darwinator. Will he lose both arms before he can scream or hang himself while pulling a log up?
#2 came out and touched him wait, till it cripples him .
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O primeiro é o melhor o segundo é suicídio..
Que maquina tan ordinaria
I’m sure their business insurance carrier has no clue they’re doing this. The guy has a death wish and doesn’t know it.
I liked the safe , slow but steady 1st machine. Not noisy, just right. As others have noted: Where are the other 6 machines? Per #2. "The Wheel of death machine" [ or "The guy who keeps Emergency Room Doctors busy" ] .... He probably purchased it from a movie studio "Garage / rummage sale" that made 1940's horror movies. 😲 Bermuda shorts / sandles guy has ear protection on while his knee / shin are hit by wood chunk... 🙄 Guess he has never heard of leather chaps, and trousers. The guy actually filmed himself doing this by camera on a tripod. 🤡 My wood shop & metal shop teachers in Jr. / Sr. High School would have paddled this guy and marched him to the Principal's office for a class transfer to pottery or watercolors class. 😁 Hey - did anyone notice he has about 4 canoes or Kayaks over near the white jeep ? He might have be married and have children ?!? 😲 Hope the wifey has a Life Insurance policy on Mr. Crash Test Dummy. 🤣
Fast masine best
3:00 Kto toto vynasiel a zostrojil musel byt nadrogovany. Tomu sa polie EXCENTRIK!!!
10 ? ? ?
Great machine, I would use this but not the insane guy in camo shorts an slippers trying to kill himself with that big wheeled killer! This one is sane an safer! Thanks, Tim
Very dangerous...yo must be careful
The hydraulic ones cost like 1/4 of what these ones need in parts, and since the commercially available ones aren't made of a bunch of hobbled together parts, they will last for a long time. Seriously, my memories of having to chop wood just make me think of ticks and getting wood chips in my ears as a kid. Screw that, for what these cost just drill a geothermal well and forget about the hassle.
The big wheel he spun to get started is a Bad accident waiting to happen. I'm not talking about the hit and miss engine either.
holy.....if that see the chamber of trades in europe they would call the police lol